will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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