Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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