he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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