he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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