why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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