Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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