that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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