Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.