Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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