I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid