eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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