i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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