So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong