the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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