Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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