some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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