i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
she pinky promised me she was 18
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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