super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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