shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's just like the Real World with babies
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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