C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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