Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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