So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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