Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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