he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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