What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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