Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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