we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Randomize
