plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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