So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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