just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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