But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
3pm strippers are depressing
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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