Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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