What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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