Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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