Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
