I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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