i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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