Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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