did you get engaged???
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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