escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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