Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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