Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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