I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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