we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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