Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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