Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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