just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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