You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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