I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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