I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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