I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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