Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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