you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just want to make out with him forever
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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