The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
ttyl tear gas
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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