I heard we made out
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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