well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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