Dual....:-)
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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