I smell stomach acid.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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