I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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