so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
false alarm, still single
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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