If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
