Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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